File a complaint
We take your complaints very seriously.
Especially “it looks too nice,” “someone helped me,” and “I’ve become emotionally attached to my terminal.”
Please use the entirely cooperative button below.
The complaints department is ready when you are.
This is a joke: “File complaint” runs away and never submits anything.
On a phone? Tap it. You can catch the button, but your complaint will still be politely dodged. No complaints are collected.